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No word on whether she and the snowboarding sensation were canoodling.

Funny business Recent headlines from the satirical newspaper The Onion: • ‘‘Girlfriend Dumped After Valentine-Candy-Related Weight Gain" • ‘‘Voices in Man’s Head Make Great Point About Time Management" • ‘‘Alito Keeps Telling Supreme Court How They Did Things in Circuit Court" • ‘‘Father Doesn’t Understand Teenage Son’s Obsession With Classic Rock" • ‘‘Opinion: Life Is Too Precious To Be Enjoyed" Legal briefs • Actor Brad Renfro pleaded guilty to attempted possession of heroin in a case stemming from his December arrest during a sting in the Skid Row area of Los Angeles.

He was given three years’ probation and must enter a rehab program.

• Film director Lee Tamahori pleaded no contest to criminaltrespass charges in return for having a pair of prostitution charges dropped.

Tamahori was arrested Jan.

8 after allegedly soliciting an undercover cop while wearing a dress and wig.

For the record • Actress Ellen Barkin has reportedly received $20 million in her divorce from billionaire Ron Perelman.

The Revlon boss, 62, and the Sea of Love star, 51, reportedly ended their marriage Feb.

14, only a month after Perelman served Barkin divorce papers, New York’s Daily News says.

• Elizabeth Taylor will mark her 7...

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